Some Pokémon just look high. They’ve got half closed eyes, a slow smile, and the energy of someone who hasn’t checked their phone in six hours. Once you start noticing it, you’ll see it all over the TCG, from 1999s Exeggutor right up to the newest illustration rares.

We’ve gathered the stoner Pokémon cards that look the most out of it. If these are your thing, our round-up of trippy Pokémon cards is the natural next stop!


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Stoner Illustration Rares & Full Arts

The modern illustration rares commit to the bit. Seismitoad was one of the trippiest cards in our trippy round-up too, and Slakoth’s attack is still called Take It Easy. Snorlax shows up twice, which feels about right.

Our Picks:

Stoner Illustration Rares & Full Arts

Vintage & Older Stoner Pokémon Cards

Exeggutor carries this section and was born for this theme: three heads, and none of them are all there. With of course a few appearances from Drowzee.

Our Picks:

Vintage & Older Stoner Pokémon Cards

Commons & Affordable Stoner Pokémon Cards

Snorlax shows up more than once down here, which is exactly where you’d expect to find it. Spinda’s whole design is a dizzy wobble, so it was never getting left off, and Koffing is, well, Koffing.

Our Picks:

Commons & Affordable Stoner Pokémon Cards


That’s our round-up of stoner Pokémon cards! Which one looks the highest to you? Let us know in the comments below!

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